Yes. Dire Straits. The group. Mark Knopfler. Dire Straits.
Honestly, you didn't really think I was in that much trouble, did you? No, I'm just listening to Dire Straits playing away in the CD-ROM as I type this. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, so I'm rewarding myself because I'm within inches of having my test application up and running on both servers in exactly the configuration I wanted from the start.
I'd almost forgotten how good Dire Straits could be. All my life I've been interested in what people call Classical music - misnomer though it is - but my interest in pop music came to an end as Flower Power gave way to Punk. So I missed Dire Straits in the 1970s. I missed the 1980s altogether, more or less, given that it included the breakup of my first marriage, a bout of clinical depression and a serious back injury. So it wasn't until 1989 that I really got to listen to their music.
At the time I was dating a girl whose taste in just about everything I still admire. She was a fan, if that's the word, of Dire Straits and made me listen; despite my protestations that I no longer had any interest in pop music. I was blown away, as they say. This is music quite as inventive as any serious music I've ever listened to.
But I still managed to live without it. I moved to Wales. The girl moved to Milton Keynes and thereby nearly shattered my illusions about her taste. Within a few short years I was re-married and Dire Straits were consigned to a short period of my history.
Then this Christmas as we drove to Sheffield to visit my mother, I saw a Dire Straits CD in the shop at the motorway services.
"Ew! Dwi'n hoff iawn o Dire Straits",
(Oh! I love Dire Straits)
I said, to my wife.
"What", she said, "I didn't know that. You've never said".
So we bought the CD and listened to it all the rest of the way up to Sheffield: and most of the way back down, as I recall.
Then, a couple of weeks ago, my brother-in-law made a compilation for me, and that's what I'm listening to now. Dire Straits.
What? The MSc? Oh that ...
The Linux side is all configured and working on Apache with an application server running as a daemon that starts automatically when the machine boots - as does Apache, of course. The Windows side is well on its way: the application server is working and the application itself is working in IIS for users on our LAN. The only thing left to do is to make the Windows application callable from outside of the LAN. We should be able to sort that out tomorrow or the day after.
The problem with Apache was that I was trying to configure Apache using an out-of-date version of mod_mono, the helper program that Apache uses to deal with ASP.NET pages. Once I'd persuaded Red Carpet to allow me to download the latest version, all I had to do was follow the instructions on the Mono Web pages. You can look at the application here if you want.
Red Carpet? I'll explain another time, if you remind me.
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